DAD saves the day

So, today when I got home after dance class, I went to my room to work on something. As I was working, I heard this buzzing noise. At first, I thought it was my fan. But, turns out that it was this BIG HUGE-ASS GIGANTIC FLY!! Like, I mean, it was freaking HUGE! It scared the poop out of me. I didn't know what to do, so I started ducking and screaming for my life. For defense, I grabbed the closest thing in reach-a piece of paper, and started waving it around like some crazy maniac, trying to shooo the fly away.
Fortunately, my dad just happened to pass by, and I told him that I was getting attacked by a fly. Next thing I knew, HE DOOMED ME, BY CLOSING THE DOOR!! I started screaming, and he told me that he was going to get something to kill it. In my mind, I was thinking "YAH RIGHT!! BY THE TIME YOU COME BACK I'M GONNA BE DEAD!!!"
In panic, I had no idea what to do, so I continued waving my paper around and tried to keep the fly away. When my dad finally came back, he was holding one of those fly squishing things. Then he started waving it around for a good minute or so.
I noticed that the fly was going frantic cause it was crashing into the walls of my room. haha. Anyways, while my dad was waving his stick around, he surprisingly HIT THE FLY!! I assumed that the impact was pretty hard cause it was knocked unconscious. It wasn't moving the slightest bit. Afterward, he left my room to get tissue, and I asked him if it was dead. He told me to keep a eye on it cause it might come back to life any second. Therefore, I stared it down with all my might. Than my dad came with tissue and cleaned up the mess.
-The End-

My dad's the best! He always comes to the rescue :)